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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I worked a full day and then went to a three-hour class. I got home at 9 PM, and before the door closed I heard, "There's a sink full of dishes for you." There are three able-bodied men in the house, all of whom got here hours ago and created that sink full of dishes. FML

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Today, I've now worked on Thanksgiving, Black Friday, the weekend after that, and two days this week. My husband and son have had all that time off, and yet I've still ended up having to clean the dishes and the house after them on all of these days. FML

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Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 18:55 - United States - Escondido

Today, I have the flu. I had to wash the dishes, cook dinner, take out the trash, and take care of the laundry, all while my wife sat around watching TV, because she was "too tired". I work 8 hours a day. She's a college student. She doesn't see what's so unfair about this. FML

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geekemo92 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:06

Let me guess-you did them? That is why they expect you to do them-you let them push you around like that. Tell them to do them.

rapido_fml 2

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:08

if you did the dishes then YDi for being a pushover and letting them treat you like a doormat. I hope you had some self respect and also treated them like capable people by refusing to do them and let them do them- unless of course you all take turns and it was your turn

Comments

mightymart 5

Thursday 13 January 2011 10:25

yes but you are a woman.. so get to work!!

relyo 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 10:34

Serves you right for leaving the kitchen. YDI

at1325 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 13:59

I hope the only pussy you get you have to pay for. I hope no woman ever stoops to the level of being in a relationship with a man who feels like that in the 21 century.

TheSirenRose 2

Monday 21 January 2013 2:01

I wish I could hit like on your comment 1000x.

HSOMGF 5

Thursday 13 January 2011 10:37

FYL for not standing up for yourself.

bubulz_fml 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 10:41

maybe u just need new peeps to live with. my gf washes and I dry then the next night I was she dries. ur room mates/family are all useless... just sayin

macskapingvin 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 11:22

I hope none of those able-bodied men are your husband/boyfriend, because then I would truly pity you to be saddled with such a git.

therealsuperman 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 12:07

Why do women wear white at weddings? The dishwasher should match the fridge. I kid you. don't do it or it will become your responsibility.

MacdaddyMaddy 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 12:21

" I don't know who you think I am, I'm breaking dishes off of things all night? uh huh. I ain't gon stop till I see police lights uh huh. I'm gonna fight a man tonight" it's not just a song, it's a way of life