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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I worked a full day and then went to a three-hour class. I got home at 9 PM, and before the door closed I heard, "There's a sink full of dishes for you." There are three able-bodied men in the house, all of whom got here hours ago and created that sink full of dishes. FML

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By justkillm3 - 13/05/2010 04:07 - United States

Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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By rileynautumn - 13/06/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

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By bored - 27/11/2012 18:05 - United States

Today, I've now worked on Thanksgiving, Black Friday, the weekend after that, and two days this week. My husband and son have had all that time off, and yet I've still ended up having to clean the dishes and the house after them on all of these days. FML

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By Pissedoffwife - 07/07/2019 14:00

Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 16:30

Today, I spent an hour making my favorite work lunches, then portioning them out so I could have them all week. I later came home to a pile of empty containers. My girlfriend said, "Sorry, I got the munchies. Also, can you please do the dishes?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2018 22:00

Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 18:55 - United States - Escondido

Today, I have the flu. I had to wash the dishes, cook dinner, take out the trash, and take care of the laundry, all while my wife sat around watching TV, because she was "too tired". I work 8 hours a day. She's a college student. She doesn't see what's so unfair about this. FML

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geekemo92 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:06

Let me guess-you did them? That is why they expect you to do them-you let them push you around like that. Tell them to do them.

rapido_fml 2

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:08

if you did the dishes then YDi for being a pushover and letting them treat you like a doormat. I hope you had some self respect and also treated them like capable people by refusing to do them and let them do them- unless of course you all take turns and it was your turn

Comments

dnljcbsn 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 21:09

what ever yeah your life is so bad

roydawgg 3

Thursday 13 January 2011 21:51

have these men heard of paper plates and plastic cups? and no I do not give a flying shit about the ozone layer or the environment.

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Thursday 13 January 2011 22:06

So you posted this on FML instead of cleaning the dishes? Bitch get to it!

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 13 January 2011 23:54

Offer to have sex with the guy who does the best job cleaning that day. You get laid every night and never have to do housework again. Win-win.

AlexJFK 4

Friday 14 January 2011 0:34

Is this my mum?

snapperhead 0

Friday 14 January 2011 0:47

get to work sweet ****. those dishes aren't going to clean themselves.

khaoticWankler 0

Friday 14 January 2011 1:01

yes it does

Arisakentaro 0

Friday 14 January 2011 2:52

sounds like my house

mritty 2

Friday 14 January 2011 3:43

If you then went ahead and did them, you absolutely deserve it, for being an enabling pushover. Stop whining about it on the Internet, and start actually standing up for yourself like a mature independent human being.

Charleezee 0

Friday 14 January 2011 5:22

That is sooooooo funny my bf n I live with his parents till we're finished college and everyday we come home we hear the exact same thing we both work full time and go to school full time I share ur pain