By fucked - 06/02/2015 08:06 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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jeepers_1 21

Why don't you just quit? You know, like a normal person? It's not that hard.

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kingkobrastrikes 13

Who knows, maybe you won't want to quit/get fired. maybe after a good date you will get a promotion ;)

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lazyslumber 18

Wow was that on your bucket list, never heard of anyone writing a sexual letter to their boss!! Anyway your plan will work, your boss would have horny expectations for the date and when he knows you had no sexual intentions and you were messing with him/her, I see you getting fired OP.

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caleb_ohs 8

It's looks better on your résumé to quit a job then be fired...

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cathrope 10

Tried that as well and it doesn't work Op.

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bab3ruthl3ss 16

... You actually got lucky that you didn't get hit with a sexual harassment suit. How stupid can someone be?

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badgercheese94 16

Right? Fired alone would be if you were lucky. Also, it's extremely low to lie about being sexually interested in someone, that's messing with emotions and psychologically cruel.

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lazyninja334 15

that must have been awkward! hopefully you figure out something! good luck

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moomimamoo 24

HAHAHAH I'm sorry that's hilarious. Why can't you just resign??

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

Why would you want to get fired?? That would look so bad if you were trying to get another job. Just quit.

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