By fucked - 06/02/2015 08:06 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 029
You deserved it 40 561

Same thing different taste

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Why don't you just quit? You know, like a normal person? It's not that hard.

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Was quitting out of the question? Do you not want to feel bad about quitting?

19990231 29

Could be a blessing in disguise...

guiltnazan 23

You know, that's what I thought of. For all we or OP know, their boss could be a totally different person off of work and they might hit it off and both be happier.

We need more information. Why don't you just quit? (Btw this remind me of The Proposal haha) hey, at least you won't be alone on Valentine's Day.

To those asking why she doesn't just quit, it could be that if she gets fired she gets a severance package. You usually don't get those if you resign yourself. Could also be depending on country that she needs unemployment pay while looking for a new job and you aren't always entitled to that either if you yourself quit your job. EDIT: saw that op is from Singapore, don't know what rules they have there.

Yep, no unemployment welfare at all here. No job, no income, starve. Get fired, company gives you 1 to 2 months pay (depending on the contract you signed). If one is a permanent staff, quitting means 1 month notice at the very least. If one wants to shorten the notice period, you'll have to pay the company.

Or this person could look for a job right now instead of trying to get free money from other hard working people's pay checks. Unemployment was originally designed for people who have lost their job due to unfortunate circumstances such as being laid off from lack of funds or being unfairly fired. Not people who send a sexual email to their boss because they just don't want to work there anymore. Like, seriously?

dakid87 10

So you trying to collect unemployment huh lol

ajs1987 15

After sex, maybe he or she will make you write a detailed report about your ******.

First of all, are you a man or a woman? And your boss is a man or a woman?

It matters because a woman who sends a sexual love letter to a man risks much more an invitation to a romantic dinner than to be fired.

juturnaamo 29

Right, because if he's a guy he's probably a rapist. Idiot.

#59 No, but that's how a number of people see it.

Reminds me of a movie... Romancing the Crone.

Could be that he needs to get fired for social assistance and maybe he needed a good back story or something! Y'all so judgemental. Lol

Why don't you stop trying to cheat the system in an effort to get unemployment? No hard working person wants to give you their hard earned money when you are perfectly capable of working but are choosing to find a way to not work but still make OTHER PEOPLE'S money. Quit being lazy and look for a job and quit when you find one!

Unemployment was designed for people who truly need help but people like you keep finding ways to abuse it.

Why don't you learn the laws and regulations of the OP's country before spouting off nonsense? Singapore doesn't have welfare or unemployment benefits.