Miscellaneous: Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to...

By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 17:38 - Slovenia - Ruse

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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You deserved it 3 757

Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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You deserved it 964

By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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You deserved it 32 832

Waxing pubical

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML

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This was a bad idea

By Naked_Mango - 18/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I, a man in his 40’s, wanted to rid myself of all back, thigh, buttock, and pubic hair. The first strip of pubic hair the tall 22 year-old girl yanked on almost made me cry, and almost made me knee her in the face. FML

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You deserved it 811

New balls

By boxerswontdo - 06/03/2022 02:00

Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML

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You deserved it 305

avrpatsfan 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 16:05

shave that's gross

chellinha93 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 16:07

ohhh shit...... someone needs to do some waxing. eww thats disgusting.

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ThreadingFate 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 17:52

This is just insane... I really don't even know what to think. Shave that shit, trim it at the very least. You're not sexually active... are you?

tiffanyanne 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 18:10

my question is why would your friend be that close to your genitals to see a long black hair..... gross i agree with everyone who says you should trim i mean come on are you all natural or something?

snugsack 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 18:13

It's a sign from God, begging you to trim your pubic hair boiiiii!!!!!

hk_fml 9

Tuesday 8 December 2009 18:19

Jeez. I didnt know whether to laugh or gag. Imagine accidentally grabbing your friends pubic hair while stretching...

rgalo 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 18:33

You should shave

Punk_Junkies 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 18:36

#38, id gag my intestines out

lickmyjock 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 18:36

Nothing like getting a mouthful of hair...

bethiie 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 18:41

You have 4 options... 1-shave 2-trim 3-wax 4-get your 'friend' to pluck the rest, they might as well

notime2wait 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 14:21

I loled at option 4.

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 18:42

Friend: Hey Suzie, I didn't know you have a black lab. His hair is all over the bottom of your white pants. OP: What??? No, I don't have aYEEEOWWWW! WTF Becky? Friend: I'm sooooo sorry, there was a hair sticking up and it made your black underwear look worse. OP: But I'm not wearing any, I love the feeling. Reluctant Friend:(as bile rises in throat) When we leave here we are buying some electric shears for you. We don't want that thing in there getting loose. The only man that wouldn't be afraid of that nasty thang would be a lumberjack that is used to f$&@ing a bigfoot. OP: OMG I love lumberjacks...