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By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 17:38 - Slovenia - Ruse

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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Waxing pubical

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML

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This was a bad idea

By Naked_Mango - 18/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I, a man in his 40’s, wanted to rid myself of all back, thigh, buttock, and pubic hair. The first strip of pubic hair the tall 22 year-old girl yanked on almost made me cry, and almost made me knee her in the face. FML

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New balls

By boxerswontdo - 06/03/2022 02:00

Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML

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avrpatsfan 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 16:05

shave that's gross

chellinha93 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 16:07

ohhh shit...... someone needs to do some waxing. eww thats disgusting.

Comments

1990TD 6

Tuesday 8 December 2009 18:53

YDI for even posting this, shame on you for not shaving!!!! To forget it sometimes is ok, but forgetting it só many times it starts coming out of your pants is NOT done! YDI YDI YDI YDI

Joeboy777 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 19:05

Get a razor.

wordgirl 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 19:13

OMG, OMG, OMGooooodness! I'm laughing SO hard. OH MY GOODNESS! LOLOLOLOLOLOL! heeheeheeheeheeheehee!! Thanks, OP. I can't even be snarky to you, because you made my day. :D

myballs 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 19:16

Shave that shit you disgusting fuckbag.

357oboh 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 1:29

LOl, i like ur choice of language :D.

midnight21 8

Thursday 26 April 2012 22:24

53, you are awesome.

wordgirl 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 19:17

I want to post this on my fb status to share the funny, but I can't because I'm too scared somebody will actually think it's about me. :D

alexsannell 13

Tuesday 8 December 2009 19:31

shave? =

flyintonite 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 19:34

Some girls don't shave pubes... at least trim it... if it's popping out of your pants than you may have issues... cause miss (or mister) that's ******* gross. No one wants to see/deal with vag/ball hair. On the positive side santa's coming so you can get that razor after all :)

aznducky 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 19:53

yeah you deserved that for not getting rid of the hair down there. now that your lesson has been learned, go to that spa and wax it off

TobyFunke 3

Tuesday 8 December 2009 19:57

I dont think its that weird for hair to come thru some thin yoga pants. When I'm wearing thin gym shorts, sitting down, sometimes a few long leg hairs poke thru the shorts, but for a pubic hair to get thru underwear and yoga pants, thats impressive and terrifying

Gillypants 3

Wednesday 9 December 2009 1:27

can you please make up your mind? "i don't think it's that weird"..."that's impressive and terrifying."

TobyFunke 3

Wednesday 9 December 2009 13:53

can you please not be a ****? I said that its not weird for hair to make it through thin yoga pants... then I said it's terrifying for a pubic hair to make it through any sort of underwear AND yoga pants. 1 layer vs 2 layers ps. you're ugly, get that thing out of your nose