Miscellaneous: Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to...

By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 17:38 - Slovenia - Ruse

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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Waxing pubical

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML

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This was a bad idea

By Naked_Mango - 18/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I, a man in his 40’s, wanted to rid myself of all back, thigh, buttock, and pubic hair. The first strip of pubic hair the tall 22 year-old girl yanked on almost made me cry, and almost made me knee her in the face. FML

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You deserved it 811

New balls

By boxerswontdo - 06/03/2022 02:00

Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML

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avrpatsfan 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 16:05

shave that's gross

chellinha93 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 16:07

ohhh shit...... someone needs to do some waxing. eww thats disgusting.

Comments

dandified 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 20:11

I'm not a fan of the bald child-like look but just trim that shit a little!

insanemistress 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 20:27

YDI for having it long enough for that to happen.

donkeypunchchamp 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 20:32

Shave that shit you nasty bitch. I bet it looks like you have buckwheat in a headscissor.

LemonStarship 5

Tuesday 8 December 2009 20:45

Shave it off and give it to your friend as a gift :)

notime2wait 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 14:28

Bahahahaha best comment!

LeadTheWay 5

Monday 27 June 2011 20:18

agreed!

liittlee_onee 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 20:53

uhmm, yeah.... shave.

McLovinIt 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 21:03

f'n disgusting.... get rid of the bush

sosadrightnow 4

Tuesday 8 December 2009 21:09

Everyone's so angry here. What if the person on here is, idk, 10? Not every ten year old is getting their razors to chop off some pubes. Be nice, people.