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By kal - 28/02/2012 21:03 - United States

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
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Jchicas 0

this was the only comment needed for this post

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glittercookies 12

You're not curious or interested in knowing about your own body and human nature?

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WaylonD 4

Awesome Varsity Blues reference! I was goin to say the same thing!!!

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MandyMeow_fml 18

It sounds like you need to grow up, and be more mature about these things. They are just body parts like your leg or arm.

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AmongstTheFaces 5

Seems like he has a case of being a little bitch and needs a heavy dose of man the **** up!

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zingline89 18

Well, mine is like a leg or arm, OP's may be like a finger.

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esines 9

Dammit zingline you beat me to it

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benmec 18

Don't worry. I once had to read out load to my 8th grade class about the male reproductive system. The teacher warned the class to be courteous & show some maturity. They did. I got up there & giggled my ass off every time I had to say testicles.

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Conasaur 8

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GIGGLE GIGGLE LAUGH LAUGH...um..testicles...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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callcopse 10

<helpful> If you want to sound British say 'bollocks'. That's a favourite British word.

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HannahWho 8

You deserved that, in my opinion. Why would you tell your family about that. Of course they would heckle you about it. Keep stuff like that to yourself... and grow up a little.

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longdislover 0

So im guessing your first time is going to be with a pocket pussy?

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hellbilly205 17

*twitch* and really just cause he does'nt like the words does'nt mean OP cant have sex..

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barleyguy 17

Haha sex and te penis and the ****** are all natural organs of the body of you are going to be grossed out at the mention of them you might as well twitch when you hear lung or heart. Sex is one of the most natural things in the world it's in my opinion, it's man kinds one true purpose to procreate

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kez238 0

Just gonna throw it out there.. Sex isn't really an organ..

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bubo_fml 10

But they do have sex in Oregon...(I should know...I had it there before!!)

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tdawg4200 0

There is only one purpose to procreation. The making of babies. Oh and sex isn't an organ. Go pick up a book and learn something.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Honestly I can feel you there, OP. I kinda grimace when either are said/typed. FYL. I know sex is a beautiful, natural thing; hell, I do it all the time... I know the words are the proper terms, but I still don't like them.

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Calyx_fml 21

How is it that a Satanist can be shy about the word penis? Satan is indulgence not impotent modesty. Better read LaVey again.

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electrorange 13

Here's a prime example of a future 60 year old virgin.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

So just because someone doesn't like the words makes them virgin material? Makes no sense.

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