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By kal - 28/02/2012 21:03 - United States

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
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Jchicas 0

this was the only comment needed for this post

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ProhibitionRose 14

What'd you expect your family to do? Give you a snuggle? Of course they were going to embarrass you...at least my family would... Then again...I used to turn bright red during sex ed or any kind of reproductive classes.

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asherm 15

No medical or nursing school for you I'm guessing

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cheesendouche 1

dude u need to start watching **** right now and from this day forth!!!! but LOL thanks for the laugh and i'm sure ur family appreciated it too haha

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MischievousLoki 6

It's possible that the OP maybe has been molested or raped. Since some people do twitch when they hear those words when they have been molested or raped. So honestly I can't say YDI or FYL, since I don't know fully OP's story about this.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

Way to throw things way out of proportion. I'm guessing if that was the reason, it would've been in the FML.

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agm77 9

I don't know how many people would post that though. "Today, I got raped. FML" Seems kinda ****** up...

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Spazz420 7

Penis penis penis! ****** ****** ******. Grow up, seriously.

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LawSixx 11

"To be a man you need honor and penis" Oh how I miss shin chan lol

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tinycroc 10

To all the people posting "Penis, ******, grow up!" You might want to consider looking in a mirror when you say that - you're no better than his/her family teasing them about it. There is such a thing as word aversion - my kid had it, he used to have panic attacks seeing the words Stop and Feather in books - when he was 3 years old. And even now he still admits the words bother him - he doesn't have a clue why, and he's not afraid of feathers at all, or stop signs - just the combination of letters triggers an irrational feeling. That's how word aversions work - either the combo of the letters, or the sound produced when it's spoken causes a reaction.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

Do you notice how stop and feather are seemingly random words? I don't think OP has word aversion since they twitch at 2 obviously related words that have to do with sex. And again, if it were true that he had a real problem I'm sure it would've been in the FML. It would have been more like- I have word aversion to the words penis and ******. Guess what we're learning about in bio this week?! FML.

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