Health: Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon,...

By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

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By iFail - 29/01/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML

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By slitherasssnape - 13/09/2016 18:53 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML

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Trapped

By obeezy - 30/04/2009 19:56 - United States

Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me "Tampon Girl." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 16:14 - Netherlands

Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

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By noexceptions - 11/11/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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saIty 17

Friday 14 December 2012 12:43

Look her straight in the eyes, shove that tampon up your nose, and remain eye contact. She'll never call you out like that again.

Selphis 20

Friday 14 December 2012 12:43

It's only natural... I hope the teacher feels like a dick now though!

Comments

blackpuddle 30

Friday 14 December 2012 22:37

78, some schools don't give you enough time to go to the bathroom and get to class in between classes. Mine gave barely enough time to get to your classes, much less stop at the bathroom, and if you had to go from one end of the building to the other you were walking as fast as you could without running.

morgiepuff 14

Friday 14 December 2012 22:42

Start carrying a purse so you can just go to the bathroom and pull the tampons out once you're there. I always keep my purse slung over my shoulder for that very reason; nobody needs to know if I'm on my period cause it's my business!

happyp 4

Friday 14 December 2012 22:46

It's embarrassing when you are in a mixed class. sure It's normal and part of life, but tell that to the teenage boys who laugh and jeer at you for the next few months.

heinous966 15

Friday 14 December 2012 22:59

I fail to see how this is an FML. It happens to me all the time.

madisonrose626 5

Saturday 15 December 2012 0:39

It's natural. What does it matter?

yourmofo 6

Saturday 15 December 2012 2:04

I would of said in a English accent "Fine I'll show you the bloody thing".

charvisioku 22

Saturday 15 December 2012 2:49

So? I know it's a bit embarrassing when you're a teenager (making assumptions here), but still. It could be worse, you could have bled through onto your seat. Now THAT would be embarrassing.