Health: Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that...

By dazzla08 - 26/03/2011 00:07

Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML

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By Derek - 05/08/2018 01:30

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Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2021 13:01 - United States - Duluth

Today, I'm 6 months pregnant with my first child and excited. My brother and his girlfriend announced they're getting married… on my due date. They refuse to change the date. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:55 - Canada

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

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Littlemiss__LOL 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:10

Aw, I'm sorry. Adopt??

twinmum_fml 6

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:20

we all thought my sister was sterile and she is pregnant now so there is hope for you OP. sometimes the doctors are wrong.

Comments

taelorrae011 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:38

I'm very sorry):

sarahgrace4 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:49

awww so sad, adopt geez stop complaining

flickyourbic1223 7

Saturday 26 March 2011 10:50

Harsh. One day you'll get it. You look like you've devoured a a twinkie or two, Just imagine if you were told that you could never have another twinkie? This person was just told that he/she could never have a baby. It's not something you can just get over. :/ And I consider myself lucky to not be on their shoes, or your pant size.

atomicJ 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 11:13

#51 hahaha no more Twinkies?? haha Your mean.

FMLsOhilarious 6

Saturday 26 March 2011 14:04

I doubt adopting is the same as birthing your own child. You're being insensitive.

OfficialxAmber 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 15:41

Wow 41, way to be an asshole.

flickyourbic1223 7

Saturday 26 March 2011 17:07

I'm so glad that no one corrected me :) I meant *in* their shoes. The grammar police have let me off without so much as a warning. But on topic, I'm glad I'm not the only one she offended. Although I stand by what I said I was still a little harsh and I'm sorry for that. :/

pazzazzer 0

Monday 28 March 2011 8:19

I'm an adoptive mom. Adopting was a great experience and we adore our daughter. Adoption is a great way to have a family, and it's not a cure for infertility. I will always be sad I couldn't birth our daughter. She has emotional issues that come from her adoption, too. Your comment is insensitive.

jannie22 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 2:08

wow Ur a bitch! **** you! die in a ******* hole bitch!

RckRagman 9

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:55

I remember those days, when attending family functions like a wedding or baby shower, some of my older relatives would tap me and say "You're next".... I got them to stop when I did it right back to them at funerals.........