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By dazzla08 - 26/03/2011 00:07

Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML

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By Derek - 05/08/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML

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By Happyunlucky - 20/07/2013 06:31 - United States - Andover

Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML

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By Pinsky - 22/08/2021 00:01

Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

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By Daddy_issues - 02/06/2018 05:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML

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By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 17:04 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2021 13:01 - United States - Duluth

Today, I'm 6 months pregnant with my first child and excited. My brother and his girlfriend announced they're getting married… on my due date. They refuse to change the date. FML

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You deserved it 213

By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:55 - Canada

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

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Saturday 26 March 2011 8:10

Aw, I'm sorry. Adopt??

twinmum_fml 6

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:20

we all thought my sister was sterile and she is pregnant now so there is hope for you OP. sometimes the doctors are wrong.

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sexyredhead8 0

Monday 28 March 2011 2:11

im so sorry :(

pianogrl 0

Monday 28 March 2011 4:00

nice shirt haha!

dddiiieeegggooo 0

Monday 28 March 2011 7:47

u kno wat doctors can b wrong and u can give ur live too another child

deerescu 1

Monday 28 March 2011 7:47

a lot of babies need you... adopt

Moreneitor 3

Monday 28 March 2011 9:00

1)The people here are just to damm sensitive 2)**** adoption, you should better clone yourself

crazymice 5

Tuesday 29 March 2011 3:39

awe sorry. but you could always adopt. and people who that she deserves this y'all an asshole

Rosalie_Haostn 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 3:40

you're super lucky!!! :D ...well...that is, unless you actually want kids...then I'm so sorry. :/

nalia18 8

Wednesday 30 March 2011 8:22

awwe :( that really stinx. adopt african kids. they dont get adopted very often :(

Ninabug28 5

Thursday 31 March 2011 17:55

I'm sorry! Adopt!

jannie22 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 2:03

I am so sorry

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