Health: Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that...

By dazzla08 - 26/03/2011 00:07

Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:55 - Canada

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

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Littlemiss__LOL 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:10

Aw, I'm sorry. Adopt??

twinmum_fml 6

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:20

we all thought my sister was sterile and she is pregnant now so there is hope for you OP. sometimes the doctors are wrong.

Comments

Heidididi 1

Saturday 26 March 2011 11:21

Aww, that sucks! You can always hope the doctors are wrong, and keep trying! Adoption is always an option as well.. Hope everything works our for you!

rattusrattus 18

Saturday 26 March 2011 11:41

Here's hoping they stop soon. That must suck. However, congrats on the new neice/nephew.

latin559 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 11:49

im soo sorry..

mk58 31

Saturday 26 March 2011 12:14

Don't lose hope yet, there are still some slight chances of the doctors being wrong. And even if they are right, go for adoption. But your family is rude and insensitive if they know of your problem and said that.

tucansam555 3

Saturday 26 March 2011 12:34

that sucks op :/

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 26 March 2011 12:42

FYL, indeed, OP. Although the doctor may be wrong, (s)he may also be giving you a worst-case scenario. Still, it wouldn't hurt to keep trying! ;) Just don't let success go to your head if and when you do make a child and get a paternity test. Just lookin out for yeh! :)

moomoomeow2 7

Saturday 26 March 2011 13:09

I'm sorry.

BabyGurlBlonde 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 13:11

hey op my mom was suppose to be sterile but she has four kids! there's hope for yu!

7115funsize 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 13:23

are you Maggie Doody

raynemaker 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 13:53

djpee Uh it's infertile- to not have idiot. and if god wasn't real u wouldn't be here. haaaaaaaa. or did u come from a monkey?!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 26 March 2011 18:47

Not only does your post not make sense, you're a disrespectful idiot. If a person wants to believe that we did in fact come from monkeys, they can believe that. The same goes for the whole god argument. If a person wants to believe that we were created in a day, they can go ahead and believe that.