Miscellaneous: Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 19:53 - United States - New Albany

Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML

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By Nate - 06/03/2009 03:25 - United States

Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By sickdisney - 21/05/2012 18:42 - United States - Riverside

Today, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron and said it was Spanish. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

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Shut up, bitch!

By Anonymous - 03/12/2021 19:59

Today, I went to see Ghostbusters: Afterlife. A family talked through the whole movie, phones on, watching YouTube videos, totally interrupting the experience. FML

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By and she doesn't even give bjs - 09/02/2013 00:44 - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend. She kept scoffing at what she called the "historical inaccuracies", and actually tried to convince me that Hitler killed Jesus. When I corrected her, she looked at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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By daddyslittlegirl250 - 05/05/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French exchange last year, so I wanted to sound all impressive and cultured for my crush who is in the same class. I said that it was my favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watch it with everyone. The movie turned out to be about incest. FML

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SHUSH

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 12:00

Today, I went to see a movie with my mum. She kept asking me questions throughout the entire film, and not necessarily about the movie. I lost my cool when she asked me a bit too loudly for comfort if I regretted being dumped my ex. FML

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Musicstruck17 24

Wednesday 20 May 2015 9:53

Well why don't you be quiet and listen and watch to "get it".

ASeeR 14

Wednesday 20 May 2015 9:54

the teacher should give her that film and give her a hard homework to make sure she got it.

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melanielovejeff 15

Wednesday 20 May 2015 15:26

I know two people who constantly talk through movies and tv shows. Drives me up the wall. I feel for you.

catchmenow1 21

Wednesday 20 May 2015 15:32

Funny thing is I'm in my history class right now watching Schindler's List when I read this FML.

Witchylady 17

Wednesday 20 May 2015 15:33

Some people just lack common sense and are naturally stupid.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 20 May 2015 15:34

Have a class get together without them then you shouldn't have that issue...they may seem left out but keep the event under wraps there wouldn't be an issue...or just watch it in your own time

ally8 21

Wednesday 20 May 2015 15:48

Should've kicked her out

Bragi 12

Wednesday 20 May 2015 16:00

That 's the nature of the thing we call "school." Get over it OP.

lantz4levi 19

Wednesday 20 May 2015 16:57

That's extremely weird seeing as the same thing happened in my history class today! Pa school by chance?

benjamn 24

Wednesday 20 May 2015 17:05

Should have just told her it has similar plot to Madigascar:Escape, something more her speed.

rotomhead 7

Wednesday 20 May 2015 18:22

Sorry OP; that stuff does get really annoying. My mom always does this to my brother at home (who's only a year off mine). It makes it hard to find the right time and place to watch a movie in peace. On a similar note I was watching Downfall in my History class the other day and one of the students asked 'Is that Hitler?' when he appeared. This is a top set class BTW

Queen_of_Night 20

Wednesday 20 May 2015 19:51

I feel you OP. I had a nursing student take "Art History" for, as she put it "An easy A." She interrupted the first test because "Monochrome" apparently means "black and white" in her world and neither example was black and white. Of course she was in my group for final projects. She gave me one page of notes she wrote in class for the project, showed up late to the presentation and then had no idea what parts she was suppose to do. The professor mentioned to me accidentally that she was making a D in the class so there was that at least.