Animals: Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans,...

By Evil_Angel_90 - 10/09/2013 11:36 - Australia

Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I tried to take a cute selfie with a majestic swan by a lake. Just as I was about to take the pic, the swan suddenly got visibly bored of my shit and chased me into the water. I emerged from the lake looking like a soggy, defeated swamp beast. FML

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By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 16:41 - Belgium

Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML

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By fml...really - 27/11/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML

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By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, I got chased by a duck. Not just any duck, the same duck that has chased me every morning for a week. I’m starting to think it has a personal vendetta against me. FML

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Vicious bastards

By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 22:01 - United Kingdom - Runcorn

Today, I decided to go for a jog to try and get fit. I definitely got my exercise in, because I was mercilessly chased by a goose. FML

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By SwordFish8 - 04/07/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML

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dweeds508 24

Tuesday 10 September 2013 16:03

At least you tried to overcome your fear. Don't listen to the people who laughed at you.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 10 September 2013 16:05

Swans have long necks, so they're very easy to strangle. They're also delicious when served over pasta.

Comments

SWC_Penguin 17

Tuesday 10 September 2013 16:14

WHY did you need to get over that? What's next? Getting over your fear of playing in traffic? Your fear of drinking bleach? Your fear of stabbing yourself? You are scared of Swans because THEY ARE AWFUL. That doesn't need to be fixed.

NotoriousLES 14

Tuesday 10 September 2013 16:33

Have to agree, a little fear of swans is natural. All swans are bitey little bastards!

martin8337 35

Tuesday 10 September 2013 17:04

Anything that has a mouth can bite.

ScarletBloom 14

Tuesday 10 September 2013 16:14

You looked like bacon.

janiiine 5

Tuesday 10 September 2013 17:42

Swans like bacon?!

Axipiter 24

Tuesday 10 September 2013 18:01

Everyone likes bacon. Even pigs like bacon.

FMLkoala 28

Wednesday 11 September 2013 13:07

Murder all pigs for their bacon them force breed them and kill the kiddy pigs and then force breed etc

CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16

Tuesday 10 September 2013 16:14

Swans and geese are just over all vicious ....Its happened to me before to.

DjeePee 24

Tuesday 10 September 2013 16:15

Maybe they became mad because you were trying to kill them slowly with your bread.

dodgerXyz 11

Tuesday 10 September 2013 16:17

I hope you didn't go into the water.

More_Leg 14

Tuesday 10 September 2013 16:21

Swans are the meanest creatures, I wouldn't worry about a fear of them. That's a healthy fear. It's better to have all your appendages and be afraid of swans...

WompWompWomp123 7

Tuesday 10 September 2013 16:35

It swan thing to be afraid of them, but to get chased around...

SamCat 21

Tuesday 10 September 2013 16:52

when i was little, my grandma used to take us pass this house with swans. They would stick their necks out and peck us in the head every time. grams thought it was the funniest thing :-( it's okay to be afraid Op.