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By blueballs - 14/09/2012 00:06 - United States - Santa Clarita

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Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
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kimmi41509 10

Well at least you know she gives amazing ******** effortlessly, since it's obvious her mind was elsewhere.

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Airman1988 9

Pretend they are tears of joy

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DarkHelmet 10

Think of it as your girlfriend applying extra lube to make it more enjoyable

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HeyArnold91 8

Maybe she has to think of sad things to get into the oral

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JAB2010 1

I was going to ask if she finished the job, then I took note of OP's name at the top. Better su..er, luck next time!

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wvcheesehead 13

Maybe she was reminded of a loved one who was injured in an unfortunate smelting accident. It made her sad.

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AgaveLoco 5

The best ******* for you, the worst for her

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