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By blueballs - 14/09/2012 00:06 - United States - Santa Clarita

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Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 185
You deserved it 8 247

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well at least you know she gives amazing ******** effortlessly, since it's obvious her mind was elsewhere.

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DomAce 4
escobar07 10

She's sad because your small Dick??? Ahahahahaha

LaSpiph 1

She has probably been forced to do it before and you are an ass hole for not being more sensitive. How much did you pressure her before she agreed to do it? If you think that it's normal to care more about your own physical pleasure than your partners emotional well being, then you are an idiot and she should dump you because you obviously don't love her.

sailorguy 2

Awwww, someone got his first *******! Congratulations.

and you didnt have the decency to ask her whats wrong, or how you could comfort her? did you even comfort her at least? thats SICK. stop caring about a *******, and start caring about your girlfriend. YDI and FHL for having an insensitive ass for a boyfriend

Mine vomited peanut butter n jelly all over mine

sorrytotellyou 1

I hope you read this. Have some bad news for you. Years ago, my girlfriend came home and hurriedly wanted sex. She wanted to give me a *******, which she rarely does... and then told me she wanted to swallow too, which she had never done before! During swallow, she started crying and said "I don't deserve you, you're too good for me, etc etc etc.." Alarm bells rang. I stopped her, cuddled her, and asked what was wrong ... she had just cheated on me and was feeling guilty. That's what all that was about. As soon as I read your story, I got a feeling of Deja Vu.. I'm 90% sure your GF cheated on you too. Could be wrong, but you need to have a heart to heart with her pronto. Good luck.