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By blueballs - 14/09/2012 00:06 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

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Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML

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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

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By noname - 04/12/2008 05:55 - France

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

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By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 17:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Friday 14 September 2012 9:12

It's that small?

kimmi41509 10

Friday 14 September 2012 9:14

Well at least you know she gives amazing ******** effortlessly, since it's obvious her mind was elsewhere.

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Metallica36176 16

Friday 14 September 2012 21:48

Why is it always the BEST *******/handjob/sex ever when this mental shit happens? Im pretty sure you shouldn't be thinking of depressing shit when you're supposed to be "bonding" and "enjoying the moment"...I'm sorry, that sucks.

zandalee 19

Saturday 15 September 2012 4:07

Sweetie are you 12?

Metallica36176 16

Tuesday 23 October 2012 21:22

Metallica36176 16

Tuesday 23 October 2012 21:24

22. My SHOULD say that but doesn't.

Metallica36176 16

Friday 14 September 2012 21:53

92- Where in the **** did you get that? He was just stating that a girl started sobbing while giving him head. How the **** would you feel if someone started snotting all over you while doing something that's supposed to be special? Now I see where these ******* people get the YDI vote..they read too much into it. I mean yeah youre comment is welcome but wtf??

lostfaithinpppl 19

Friday 14 September 2012 23:41

Reply button. It likes to be touched. #94, your comment just shows your immaturity. While it's unpleasant when something you are enjoying is interrupted, there's such thing as priorities in life. Surely, someone's emotional break down trumps your need/desire to ******, especially if that person is someone you care about. Inability to put others before yourself is usually a sign of immaturity. If what you said is really how you see the world then I don't think you are ready for a grown up relationship yet. And read #91's comment. She/he pretty much said all there's to say about this FML.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 15 September 2012 1:04

That sux. No pun intended.

marramrammar 2

Saturday 15 September 2012 1:31

Just means you should request BJ's when she is down. Then you know she will be at her best, just make sure she is not too down to avoid the weeping.

D4saken1 0

Saturday 15 September 2012 3:03

did you finish?

rebelliousshroom 12

Saturday 15 September 2012 4:13

At first I thought "Oh, that's horrible, you must have felt extremely bad for not noticing that she was on the verge of emotional breakdown while she was doing you this amazing favor! FYL, I hope you managed to make her feel better". Then I noticed your nickname, "blueballs". How naive of me. Of course, there would be a couple of seconds where the sexual frustration would be overwhelming, but I would think that empathy would have made you forget that before you got so far as to write this FML. F her life, not yours.