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By blueballs - 14/09/2012 00:06 - United States - Santa Clarita

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Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
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kimmi41509 10

Well at least you know she gives amazing ******** effortlessly, since it's obvious her mind was elsewhere.

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perdix 29

That would make it even more amazing. Grab her ears like handles and finish off like a champ!

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gracehi 31

Okay, perdix, I get that you're joking, as you always are, but rape isn't funny. If that's all you could come up with for this one you should have just not commented.

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supportcommand 17

Tell her to finish the job or she'll have a real reason to cry... From a eye poke of course.

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evilvagina 9

Maybe she hit a big deposit of extra mature **** cheese and the overwhelming joy made her cry?

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murphdarkly 13

Smegma, it's called smegma, lol.

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murphdarkly 13

Maybe she learned to do it well early in life n had a flashback of doing that for her uncle/stepdad/brother/dad/etc....

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Welshite 39

That would indicate that she was a victim of rape as a child, which is no laughing matter. Those women are haunted by those experiences for the rest of their lives.

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gracehi 31

I agree with you, welshite, although murphdarkly may actually be right, yet I can't tell if he's trying to be funny or not.

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Welshite 39

Eh, I originally read it as an attempt to be funny, and then went back and reread it. It does make a little sense if you read it a certain way. An unclear comment + personal experience with such women + one exhausted Welshite = an indignant response.

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Face_Palm46 0

Oh no! Fyl man that's terrible

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The_F3rris 11

Shouldn't the welfare of your girlfriend be more important to you than the grand finally of a *******?

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Negroification 7

Either you're a woman, or you've never had a *******. Either way, you wouldn't understand.

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AngelSpit 18

"A lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying."

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furbyface711 9

That made me laugh harder then the OP. Blood Hound Gang always makes a situation better haha

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deequu 20

I don't understand why you didn't notice she was upset lol

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