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By blueballs - 14/09/2012 00:06 - United States - Santa Clarita

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Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 185
You deserved it 8 247

Same thing different taste

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Well at least you know she gives amazing ******** effortlessly, since it's obvious her mind was elsewhere.

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I prefer the tears of baby seals as lubrication, but I suppose whatever floats your boat.

Another example of why crazy chicks are good in bed.

KiddNYC1O 20

She's aware she's getting an Oscar for that performance!

SApprentice 34

When you grow up, you'll realize there's more important things in this world than sex. That when the two of you are working through deep emotional and health issues, you have to let go of sex for a period of time. If you love her then that love should be enough to make you want to comfort her, ask her what's wrong- not make it all about yourself and your penis. You don't get on and spread it all over the internet, boo hooing about how much your life sucks. You have a woman who apparently loves you, and you've mocked her pain. She could have been crying for any number of reasons. Was she sad to begin with, and you just bullied her into it? After all, a yes is a yes, even if it's preceded by dozens of nos, right? There's a very good possibility of past trauma that just randomly sprang up. I honestly don't know a single woman that hasn't been violated at some point. You deserved it.

you are more concerned about your ******* being inturrpted than why she is crying? wow. YDI and also FherL for being with an insensitive jerk like you.