By brbkillingmyself - 08/08/2015 22:52 - United States

Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 968
You deserved it 2 937

Same thing different taste

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DivineZero 18

I'm all for the holiday spirit, but damn, some people start in on this shit way too early

I don't like x-mas and damn that's gotta be rough dealing with that. I feel for you.

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Some people just want to watch the world burn

Suicide is never a topic to joke about.

ShadowlessSpear 21

I know right? I'm dead serious. This isn't funny.

So she's already skipped pumpkin flavored everything!?!

suck it up buttercup. if that's all you have to complain about and you want to kill yourself over it, then you are a dramatic little princess. She is your mom...let her have her happiness. if you don't like it, be a grown up and move out.

My boyfriend's college roommate a few years ago started singing Christmas music in September--with headphones on, so all that my boyfriend heard was the kid's horrendous singing voice. He would sing all the time and never leave their room so there were several times when he came over just to get away from the singing. The kid only lasted a single semester at our school. My bf got a way better roommate the next semester.

No one's punishment should be that severe.

I feel you. My dad plays Christmas music all year round. This year, he wouldn't let us take the tree down until March :/

Give her your Christmas list. Make it lengthy and elaborate.

sempisaviour 17

Who even does that, she seems like a sadist.