By FattyMcFatterson - 24/06/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
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You deserved it 235
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amy397123 0

Go for a run, imagine what might fall out of your fat :D

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Lonely_Lez 0

FYI everyone, OP is a woman. Just so we're all clear. FML has all these neat new features, it's a shame more people don't take the time to appreciate them.

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EMR_fml 0

Don't see how you know the OP is a she.

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itsnotfair 0

it says 'woman' next to her name hint enough?

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EMR_fml 0

Yes hint enough but I have bad eyesight and can't read the small print on this sight easily especially when it's light gray like the word woman next to the OP's name but thank you for pointing out where it was.

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Yatta_fml 0

If you have the iPhone app it doesn't have that info... Mind you, you also can't reply to FML posts from the app so people would have to be on the website version to reply, but anyway, just throwing it out there that it isn't that obvious to everyone.

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nuclear 0

@73 That was a little harsh, don't you think?

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curryndricegirll 0

#73, too bad your too much of a moron to understand sarcasm.

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Iwannabetreo 11

Btw., guys, SHE is fat. Try looking at her nickname? FattyMcFatterson

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EMR_fml 0

How does the nick "FattyMcFatterson" indicate the original poster is a she?

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mylittlecrow 0

It says she's a woman, right after her nick...

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Iwannabetreo 11

My point in posting the name was to show, that she is fat - Because that has been discussed. Writing "SHE" is to mock the so many people who have written about her, as she was a guy. :]

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EMR_fml 0

to 51 Thanks for pointing that out. I'm very near sighted and it's tough for me to read small gray print like that.

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mishel 0

I don't think there is anything wrong with being fat if not for health reasons... so, please try to change your diet. :)

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laurisshnazzy 0

Who needs a piggy bank when you have instant storage like this?

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baileys82 0

some people have to check between the seat cushions for spare change, you just have to look between the fat rolls. i see this an advantage.

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Nightfallz 0

go lose some weight then and stop complaining to us

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scorpiogirl666 0

Hey, the dime could've fallen out of your ear!! Did you check the bathroom for creepy Michael Jackson looking magicians? That could indicate something.

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