By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML
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puppypuncher 5

He was just coming back to thank you for saving him. Now give spider bro a hug.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Why wouldn't you just put it outside and not kill it, you didn't HAVE to let it live in your room.

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xxxasaxxx 0

Lol....aw ur nice but the spider wasn't buying it

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AngelSarah_fml 6

Do u see Jesus as a vegetarian? No. He doesn't care about the spider. Kill it!

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AngelSarah_fml 6

This story tells us - being nice to spider will get nothing return.

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detective_oreo 0

Never bite the hand that feeds you...and it bit

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L_Lovegood 19

"Today, I woke up with a human on my butt."

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twilightdogstar 1

This just strengthens my belief that spiders are evil and they plot against you. I am petrified of them to the point that I can't even get rid of them - so whose bedroom do they head for when they get inside the house? Mine! Never trust a spider!

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Dagnorus 0

Since when do spiders believe in Jesus? Kill tha damn thing!

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onikage_666 0

Spiders dont usually trnd to have much christmas spirit anyway

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cass1_l0ve 13

See, I believe your damned either way. You let the spider live, it will attack you. You kill it, it's lil family of nasties will attack you in your sleep!!!! And if your an arachnophobic like me, neither one of those are good options. That's why I just flush them down the toilet!!! Mwahahaha xD it's GENUIS!!!

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