Intimacy: Today, instead of staying home, I took an hour-long bus ride...

By Rotarius - 23/08/2012 18:09 - Canada - Toronto

Today, instead of staying home, I took an hour-long bus ride in the middle of the night to my girlfriend's place because on the phone she said, "I desperately need your body right now". It turned out she was just cold. She is also on her period. FML

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By nexus - 22/09/2021 04:00 - Papua New Guinea

Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By kippis05 - 17/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML

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By Safe - 17/04/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2015 18:10 - Germany - Munich

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2017 06:00

Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML

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By nolips - 19/11/2009 15:53 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML

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By RohnAbheek - 21/08/2011 17:36 - India

Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2015 20:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML

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lexeous 4

Friday 24 August 2012 0:12

At least you got to gaze upon her beautiful face, you cretin.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 24 August 2012 0:14

So you got to cuddle with your gf all night. That's not so bad in itself and I'm sure she was appreciative of the gesture. BTW, if she's willing, it's not like you can't have sex when she's on her period.

Comments

Aspen_Grace33 27

Friday 24 August 2012 0:18

So instead of making it all about sex, be a sweet boyfriend and cuddle with her to warm her up! If you are good to her now, I'm sure she will be good to you later.

TheDrifter 23

Friday 24 August 2012 2:04

Emergency cuddles are never forgotten. I managed to learn that years ago, despite my post orgasmic claustrophobia syndrome.

With_Love929 3

Friday 24 August 2012 15:17

65- what the hell is that?!

dathan 14

Friday 24 August 2012 0:19

You're an asshole. I can't wait until I've reached the age where I can do that, or just live together. You don't even realize how lucky you are. You're not worth her.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 24 August 2012 0:25

Whoa there, pardner. I'm sensing this is about you and not OP. Maybe he's just sleep-deprived. Who amongst us really wants to take an hour-long bus ride ever - let alone in the middle of the night? Sure OP's given in to his whiny side a bit but we all fall down sometimes. Soon enough you'll get to spend more quality time with your significant other and I'm sure he/she will be glad of such a devoted SO.

dathan 14

Friday 24 August 2012 0:45

You might be right, but he did take the bus drive and he got to cuddle with his girlfriend and comfort her etcetera.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 24 August 2012 1:59

Oh, I definitely agree about that (see my comment above).

annalily5 28

Friday 24 August 2012 4:18

For all we know he would have been perfectly willing to take an hour long bus ride in the middle go and see her even without the prospect of sex. It was kind of a jerk move on her part to get him excited with a phrase that usually translates into "I want to have wild sex with you", have him rush to her in the middle of the night, and then leave him with blue balls. If she had been clear about her intentions from the start then op wouldn't be so bummed.

FuzzyJack 15

Friday 24 August 2012 0:20

So you only take the time to go on the bus for an hour long for sex. But not when she just wants to be with you? Oh poor you! I don't know if that is what you meant, but it sure sounds like it on how you wrote this FML.

ElricMustang 23

Friday 24 August 2012 0:26

A girl saying that doesn't mean sex. YDI for not being considerate of her. "Today, I had a cold, and texted my boyfriend "I desperately need your body right now". Turns out he thought I meant sex, then left. FML"

miyaviichan 27

Friday 24 August 2012 2:44

So... she couldn't say something along the lines of 'I miss you, we haven't talked in ages'? I'll admit that's lame but she could've left the body part out of it.

downtime 12

Friday 24 August 2012 16:47

21, She didn't have a cold, she was just cold. Which, if true, would mean that he had to travel through said cold weather just to warm her up. I'd feel like a real ass if I made my girlfriend travel for an hour on the bus in the middle of the night in cold weather just cos I was a bit cold and wanted someone to warm me up...

mudkipsan 19

Friday 24 August 2012 17:50

To be fair, 157, the blanket was all the way across the room

downtime 12

Friday 24 August 2012 18:14

Oh, then I stand corrected.

illegallyblonde 3

Friday 24 August 2012 0:26

so ? cuddle and watch movie ! you should take the opportunity to see her anyway !

starbucknyc 1

Friday 24 August 2012 0:26

Bj?

GroovyGravy 7

Friday 24 August 2012 0:48

And the bear?

Zangetsu67 5

Friday 24 August 2012 0:28

Earn your red wings man

Thorzix 23

Friday 24 August 2012 0:29

It's a two days train ride to my gf, atleast you can see her, stop thinking only about sex and take what you have. I'd give anything to be with my gf...