By anonomous - 07/02/2011 19:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML
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softballer22 0

expect for herpes.. that shit will follow you back.

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Im_Jesus_BITCH 3

I wouldn't put up with that shit. Dump the jerk.

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iRadiium 0

wht happens in vegas stays in Vegas except for stds tht shit will come back with you.

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OpTic_predator 0

your like two,what do you know?

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mea_iloveskiing 26

At least he wasn't on the roof all the time.with his mattress. =D

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Kelita 0

Lorena Bobbit his ass!!!!

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ShadyFTW1 0

Ask him if he got beat up by a naked chinese man. He probly got the STD from that crazy bastard.

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MrFlintstone 5

ya that happens all the time

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smiley1014 23

I love how no one read the "I might have an STD". Seriously find out 100% before you accuse him. He might have been faithful.

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Im_Jesus_BITCH 3

I'm not an expert, but I don't think he would be saying "might" if he was faithful.

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sallen0046 4

Read the post again. It says the fiance claims to have been completely faithful, not the OP. OP is jumping to conclusions based on the idea that they "might" have an STD because the fiance "might" have cheated, not the other way around.

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tass919 12

exactly. she said might have. she should be 100% sure before just going ahead and accuses him. or posts an FML.

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dudeitsdanny 9

I think the possibility of an STI is enough for an FML. It's not like FML posts are legally binding contracts or reports. A maybe is enough for FML, it's not a news network misreporting a story.

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

I am STI proof! Not even the silly HIV affects me!

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dudeitsdanny 9

Does real HIV? Is the silly branch more deadly?

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Djosef_fml 0

Don't bother with the troll. Though there are indeed idiots who think they are magically immune from STDs and will plug both ears and sing very loud when an ex tells them to get tested.

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hotbabe85 0

kid your a ****** no life u comment on everything get out of your mons basement and get a life u 40 year old virgin

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

*********** I'm not sure if your spelling is right as well, but hey, I spell it this way.

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