Sex, Cheating and Intimacy: Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends...

By anonomous - 07/02/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

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You deserved it 4 721

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

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By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

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By NeverDrinkingAgain - 09/12/2010 12:31 - Canada

Today, I learned that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. This includes my one night stand who turned up outside my front door with a suitcase in her hand. FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

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By Whatdoido - 25/07/2021 18:01

Today, I found out I have syphilis. I only slept with one person in my entire life, my boyfriend of 2 years. When I told him about it, he burst into tears and said, "It was one time at a company party" and "Maybe if you put some Vagisil or something, it will go away." Seriously? FML

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By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 19:53 - United States

Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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softballer22 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:09

expect for herpes.. that shit will follow you back.

Im_Jesus_BITCH 3

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:11

I wouldn't put up with that shit. Dump the jerk.

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krazy_glu3 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:45

your fiancé huh? well you aren't married yet so I say leave while you still can!!

IHeartJimi02 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:29

I totally agree. Dump his cheating ass op.

JosieBongs 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:00

You have no choice but to kill him. Do it QUICKLY!

Djosef_fml 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 20:26

That is correct. It's like with vampires or werewolves. If you kill the one who infected you before you fully turn, the curse can be broken. QUICKLY! Maby it's not too late!

ilovesexywomen 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:03

I'm from Vegas don't be baggin

leeexxx 2

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:48

don't be offended by stereo types

capslockisgood 19

Wednesday 9 January 2013 4:24

Yeah, for instance this guy from Texas didn't make stereotype one word so if I call him a stupid hick he won't be offended.

SkateboardGirl88 11

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:16

What happens in Vegas most certainly does NOT stay in Vegas!

JerryCedar 2

Tuesday 8 February 2011 3:18

Your pic is legit.

SkateboardGirl88 11

Thursday 10 February 2011 3:01

thanks dude!

TheTroller 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 10:45

i agree i was born in Vegas and now I'm in the sunshine state.

Skatejock21 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:33

sucks to be you.... LOL

birds_fml 7

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:38

I hope it's something curable. Leave that jerk.

Vikkikitty 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:38

lmao fyl

tnasty94 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:26

hey

D13GOA 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:53

herpes is for life. that shit sticks with you

guppy40000 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:53

Also condoms dont protect from stds, it seems somebody started spreading that one just so they could screw in ignorant bliss, good luck with that people. Skin on skin contact still happens, thats how herpes spreads.

Lennsik 4

Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:26

How does your brain even process breathing?

Djosef_fml 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 20:38

To be fair to Ambrosian, someone infected with herpese can excrete the virus from pretty large zone around the genitals. It's also contagious even if the carrier does not show symptoms and 70% of new infections occur when there were no symptoms. It's just very, very unlikely to get infected by simple skin contact. The virus needs a wound or exposure the more sensitive and vulnerable tissues of the genitals to get into the system. Using a condom is like wearing a seatbelt. It's not a magical item protecting you from all harm. It just drasticaly reduses the risks of major damage. Don't be a fool and wrap your tool.