Sex, Cheating and Intimacy: Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends...

By anonomous - 07/02/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

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You deserved it 4 721

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

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By Can’t Cope - 19/11/2017 19:00

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By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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By NeverDrinkingAgain - 09/12/2010 12:31 - Canada

Today, I learned that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. This includes my one night stand who turned up outside my front door with a suitcase in her hand. FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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By Whatdoido - 25/07/2021 18:01

Today, I found out I have syphilis. I only slept with one person in my entire life, my boyfriend of 2 years. When I told him about it, he burst into tears and said, "It was one time at a company party" and "Maybe if you put some Vagisil or something, it will go away." Seriously? FML

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By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 19:53 - United States

Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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softballer22 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:09

expect for herpes.. that shit will follow you back.

Im_Jesus_BITCH 3

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:11

I wouldn't put up with that shit. Dump the jerk.

Comments

maddiester 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:17

well, you're really ungrateful. he broke the rule of the 'what happens in vega, stays in vegas' to bring an STD to you, and now you're whining? he's a keeper. common now,