Work and Health: Today, it's -5°C outside and snowing and it's only September....

By purplepixie23 - 22/09/2018 14:00

Today, it's -5°C outside and snowing and it's only September. If that wasn’t bad enough, we aren't allowed to have the heat on at work due to a menopausal monster who loses her shit and throws things if we turn it on. I can't feel my toes. FML

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Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML

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Today, we're both sick, the heating hasn’t been working for 3 days, yet the repair company refuses to fix it because some technicality is not up to current regulations. Right on time, we’re also about to be hit by a cold spell, promising sub-zero temperatures. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, during the worst flu we've ever had, my wife and I have to go out into thirty-below weather to get firewood because the furnace broke down. FML

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By Frozen - 10/03/2014 14:23 - United States

Today, the heater went out at work. I was shivering so hard that someone thought I was having a seizure. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2014 21:30 - Iceland

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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By FrozenD - 12/12/2009 16:55 - Canada

Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2013 03:45 - United States - Portland

Today, my parents have kept their bet going about not turning the heat on all season. I woke up this morning to it being the same temperature inside as it was outside. It's snowing out there. FML

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It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Like Shit)

By The lights will flicker on...and off... - 18/12/2022 18:00

Today, the massive snowstorm that has been mercilessly attacking my city for the past week started causing random, brief blackouts every 2-5 minutes. I'm very sick, so the last thing I need is for this house to be cold. FML

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Norja 33

Saturday 22 September 2018 14:27

How do her needs outweigh the needs of the rest of the office?! Turn the heat on and the bitch can get an icepack or something.

skippydoda 32

Saturday 22 September 2018 14:53

Throw it back

Comments

foodislife27 7

Saturday 22 September 2018 23:29

Frd

Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 23 September 2018 0:26

That's a health and safety issue. Turn it on and she can **** off. Tell her to go outside if she's so hot.

darkshadus 10

Sunday 23 September 2018 16:00

I'm going through Andropause (yes it's a real thing" and I just deal I don't make those around me uncomfortable that woman is an ass. Turn that shit up if she complains report her to HR as she is creating a hostile work place

Linda Mau 10

Sunday 23 September 2018 20:32

Looks like someone will soon have worker's comp... "lost toes on the job"

Llama Bobulas 9

Monday 24 September 2018 10:42

Tell her to get the **** over it and that the world doesn’t revolve around her selfish ass. Let her embarrass herself, let everyone see how much of a ******* child she is, who the **** cares

DiscomfortZone 7

Tuesday 25 September 2018 14:41

Turn on the heater. If she breathes - smack her like her parents should have. It would be good for her and she would thank you. And if not - smack her again, only harder.