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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 18:33 - Romania - Campina

Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML

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Sunday 25 January 2015 8:10

Tell her to shut the **** up.

RobinGoodfellow 47

Sunday 25 January 2015 8:12

Clearly some adults haven't realized what your granddaughter either has by now or needs to: that there are consequences for actions and that animals are not punching bags.

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sanspizza 2

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:02

Maybe your daughter should teach her demon not to abuse animals

GirasolNegro 22

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:03

Couldn't you just put the dog outside or in another room if/when your daughter and grand daughter come over?

SkullsRules1 26

Sunday 25 January 2015 19:51

Ikr. Make sure there was no problem to begin with. That way the dog and child weren't at risk. Because at the end of the day, a dog is an animal, it has its instincts and no one can predict its every move.

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:16

Great. Another "special little snowflake" who thinks the world revolves around them and she is incapable of any wrongdoing. Sounds like she's doing you a favor by separating herself from you.

kellyem2 20

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:22

Your daughter sucks. If she's not going to teach her child not to attack animals maybe it's best that she not come over to your house. Your dog will be safer that way.

Joshawott 21

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:52

Kick her husband a few times and when he reacts, tell your daughter that she needs to get a divorce.

Ianamis 6

Sunday 25 January 2015 16:10

1.You're assuming ops daughter is married she may not be. 2.If she is why kick her husband he literally did nothing wrong here 3.You're a goddamn psychopath.

Moonlit054563 8

Sunday 25 January 2015 17:31

Lol. ... This funny... This is obviously ment as sarcasm. To those who down voted it. WHY... It's an apology.. The dog did nothing wrong and yet is expected to be out down.

jriley4u 17

Sunday 25 January 2015 16:26

Consider yourself lucky.

Kramer1998 20

Sunday 25 January 2015 16:31

Tell her to kill herself

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Sunday 25 January 2015 16:44

I think the fact that OP is a grandmother and has this app is awesome. Your situation sucks though. You just have to try and get through to your daughter. After more time she will probably realize how stupid she is being