Miscellaneous: Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until...

It may have been a joke... my mom says stuff like that about me all the time, but she doesn't really mean it. She loves me and is a very good parent. OP may just be too sensitive.

monique8axel 6

Sunday 8 April 2012 22:29

Happy Birthday :D

stinkystu7 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 22:47

So your a robot?

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 9 April 2012 0:20

What about their a robot?

stinkystu7 0

Monday 9 April 2012 5:13

"it" can mean anything

HandsomeRatch 20

Sunday 8 April 2012 22:59

Wow, how could you say that about your child? ^rethorical question Well, I hope you still had a very happy birthday OP. Congratulations!

Dillnation 3

Sunday 8 April 2012 23:17

It's clear OP still lives with his/her mother.

psychoticbiatch 5

Monday 9 April 2012 6:06

Actually I don't, my brother threw me a party at his house.

Pigeon89 34

Sunday 8 April 2012 23:46

Just hoping it wasn't about you!

Rhetorical 0

Monday 9 April 2012 0:16

dont be surprised if the villagers come with torches and pitchforks now!

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Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML

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