Love: Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic"...

By CUNTCUNTCUNT - 29/01/2014 21:28 - Australia - Slacks Creek

Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML

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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 335

You deserved it 5 749

By Amberizzle - 26/09/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML

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You deserved it 8 564

Happy… where d'he go?

By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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You deserved it 122

By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 665

You deserved it 7 550

By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 424

You deserved it 11 837

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Newcastle

Today, it's my 7-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I was excited so I asked him what day it was and he said, "Wednesday?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 686

You deserved it 2 724

By TrashGirl - 24/06/2018 01:30

Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 970

You deserved it 391

By luvizwar - 18/09/2009 23:27 - Australia

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 340

You deserved it 7 416

By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 228

You deserved it 14 845

By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 105

You deserved it 4 697

chutney_02 22

Thursday 30 January 2014 0:37

Never turn down free McDonalds

Michael903 18

Thursday 30 January 2014 0:39

Write "a new boyfriend"on the coupon and throw it back at him...

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purebliss_fml 19

Thursday 30 January 2014 6:42

Considering he's a CUNTCUNTCUNT don't you think you should consider 8 years with this guy is 8 years too many?

echinda_fml 5

Thursday 30 January 2014 6:45

Really? Not very romantic. What did you get him?

JessMac9000 16

Thursday 30 January 2014 6:47

its been 8 years , how come your not married yet?

sami_hundt 3

Thursday 30 January 2014 6:54

And you're complaining about this?

brandoneyez1 25

Thursday 30 January 2014 7:16

Sweet! If you don't want em.

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Thursday 30 January 2014 7:21

If you're still just "boyfriend/girlfriend" after EIGHT FREAKIN' YEARS, then YDI.

Shade1982 20

Thursday 30 January 2014 9:15

It happens, don't be a judgmental ass...

kelemen 2

Thursday 30 January 2014 20:11

I'm with you... He's not buying the milk when the cow lets him disrespect her for free every day!

worthlessACfan 11

Thursday 30 January 2014 7:53

if you like mcdonalds that was smthn good xD

Mirakledba 10

Thursday 30 January 2014 7:55

its been 8 years so he's used to you....lol

rose20906 2

Thursday 30 January 2014 8:22

He does know you two are in a relationship right?

KimmyCupZ 21

Thursday 30 January 2014 9:12

Your boyfriend is indeed a "C U Next Tuesday" -_-

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Today, after my husband got ready for work, he touched my arm and slowly bent down. I assumed he was going to say he loved me and to have a good day. As I quickly thought of a loving response and prepared to give him a kiss, he whispered in my ear, "Did you put a dead mouse in the toilet?" Thanks a lot, cat. FML

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You deserved it 132

Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML

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Today, after days of working with a client on plans for a project, I received a message halfway through completion, saying the deal was off because my prices were "so low, it seems like a scam." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 554

You deserved it 967

Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 503

You deserved it 13 208

Today, I was reading to a child during nap time because she woke up crying. She calmed down right after I began reading, but soon started crying again. I was confused until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. She peed on me. FML

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You deserved it 3 631

Today, after growing tired of my friends group leaving me behind every time and having secrets between them, I started to ignore them and stopped following them, without saying anything. They haven't spoken to me since, and it's been 7 months. I'm alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 634

You deserved it 150

Today, I was hanging out with this guy I've been trying to get for four months. I felt like I needed to go to the bathroom. I walked out, glad that I was quiet about it. Ten minutes later, my mom walks out of the same bathroom and goes "Honey, you need to spray after you make a stinky" FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 877

You deserved it 5 847

Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML

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You deserved it 2 261

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