Love: Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic"...

By CUNTCUNTCUNT - 29/01/2014 21:28 - Australia - Slacks Creek

Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML

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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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By Amberizzle - 26/09/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML

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By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

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By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Newcastle

Today, it's my 7-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I was excited so I asked him what day it was and he said, "Wednesday?" FML

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By TrashGirl - 24/06/2018 01:30

Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML

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By luvizwar - 18/09/2009 23:27 - Australia

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

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By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

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chutney_02 22

Thursday 30 January 2014 0:37

Never turn down free McDonalds

Michael903 18

Thursday 30 January 2014 0:39

Write "a new boyfriend"on the coupon and throw it back at him...

Comments

mimi_lovescats 13

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:18

THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE

notallthere 2

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:23

Sounds like you need to break up! He obvs doesn't care at all :(

Gityerchicken 12

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:24

That's McCrappy of him!

Priv_Perez 1

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:26

if kanye west can take Kim K. to Mcdonalds, idk what the problem here is!

kittykx 4

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:26

you do know after FIVE YEARS YOU'RE OFFICIALLY BY THE LAW HIS WIFE LOL

Schiffy 18

Thursday 30 January 2014 5:13

Except that's just bullshit right there.

LalaDee561 8

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:26

I would have replied with “A new boyfriend“, and then would have walked out the door with all of the coupons and headed to McDonalds to enjoy my free food and new single status. Honestly OP, you don't deserve that. He's a jerk. Especially after 8 years. Why waste more time with someone who can't value you after so long?

Nastorrian 11

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:34

You have been in that relationship 8 years to long. Unless he was just joking around of course and actually did something nice for the occasion. If not, It's your fault for sticking around so long.