Miscellaneous: Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20...

By STUPID BIRTHDAY - 05/03/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML

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By Callum536 - 22/08/2016 09:51 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML

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Left behind

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

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By 00bsg - 21/12/2013 15:46 - United States - Salem

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

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By ELLI - 02/10/2017 04:30

Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML

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By JimmySmoothBeans - 21/10/2009 12:15 - Australia

Today, I had my 21st birthday party. My friends told me to have the party even though it had been 5 months since my actual 21st birthday. They asked me why I didn't have one originally and I jokingly told them it was because I didn't think anyone would come. Turned out nobody came after all. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By jet8725 - 23/02/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

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By PmS - 08/03/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML

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The hair of the dog

By Anonymous - 20/06/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 16:41 - United States - Augusta

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML

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pinaypie 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:57

maybe you mistakenly gave them the wrong date or place? because I can't imagine all 20 people not showing up!

daniellap 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:07

oh man poor you! especially at a restaurant sitting alone at a table meant for 20, that just makes it worse! I once did a birthday supper a few years back for about 20 people too and every came about 15 - 20 minutes late so I sat alone for 15 minutes thinking no one was going to come! even since then, I always make sure I meet up with one friend before so we can go to the restaurant together lolll

Comments

alley_cat_118 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 22:55

SURPRISE!!!!!! :O wow, that's rough. If it makes you feel any better, I woke up on my 15th birthday with 100s of ants crawling through my hair for a piece of food stuck there....

jayfx 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:15

#41 OMG! I can't imagine that...thats...omg im speechless I would be soo depressed if all 20 people didn't show up. Hope you had something to cheer you up... sorry.

deer_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:57

:( I'm sorry! I Hope you figured out that it was just a mix up! Happy birthday! I hope it was a good day besides that...

Megbo 0

Friday 6 March 2009 0:21

#19 my thoughts exactly.

JeanNe91 0

Friday 6 March 2009 0:30

aawwww :( well HAPPY BIRTHDAY though!!!!

Paulspacefdot 0

Friday 6 March 2009 0:47

Been there... Threw a barbeque party, invited 15 of my friends. No one showed up. $350 in steaks, chili, beer, etc. I ate real good for two weeks. So, when I say this, I know whereof I speak: Social get-togethers are dead. No one wants to be "inconvenienced" by someone elses schedule. You're lucky to get ONE person off their lazy ass for dinner. Friends or not. I've never bothered to try to host any kind of get together since. **** 'em.