By Snurkles - 07/07/2011 12:19 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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worldcupcheer17 0

call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao

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Daddymo 14

First, stop calling yourself Snurkles. Then man up and go and punch this guy in the throat. When he's on the ground gasping for air you can break a few of his ribs and tell him from now on you'll be making the annual phone calls.

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spanishfool 0

doode, you need to find that asshole, go over to his house and kick his ass. and be done with it

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IsBitchBetter 1

Why do you put up with that shit? Oh hell no! You need to get the law involved. Your bully sounds a little obsessed! He needs to grow the **** up.

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doughnutboy99 2

steps to ending bullies' reign of terror 1. get a knife or gun 2. find where they live 3. go to their house and threaten to kill them it's easy as that

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Zomg_Okay 26

I hear its just as easy to get vacation in a jail cell...

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lisha88 1

he needs to grow up

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skyeyez9 24

Post the bully's number on here so we can flood his phone with obscene calls and texts.

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patshie 0

I LOL'd. How crazy is he! He knows your birthday AND phone number!

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Daederoth 10

He was very probably beaten as a child and likely beats his own children. It's a cycle of violence that you happen to get caught up in. Also, he is a very sad little man, regardless of his physical size.

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