By trice - 08/05/2013 17:48 - United States - Austin

Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
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abbttmc 12

Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)

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perdix 29

Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!

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wannabesinger 16

Don't worry honey, it's my birthday too and my best friends decided to go on outings all day without me!

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msarosi 14

At least you have good enough insurance agencies that they do remember. To them you are obviously more than just 'another customer'!

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alexafml 5

Truly wish you the best. Remember, not all who are alone, are lonely. You probably just are too awesome for most people.

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