By trice - 08/05/2013 17:48 - United States - Austin

Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
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abbttmc 12

Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)

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perdix 29

Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!

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Erery 16

Happy Bday from a stranger! :) If you can go out and celebrate even if it's by yourself. Life is too short.

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kristinah2 6

Happy Birthday!!! Hope you had a good day otherwise.

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osnapitzgracie 6

Happy Birthday!

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KatjaM 15

Happy Birthday OP!! I hope the rest of your day gets better :D

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WonkeyDonkey 10

Yeah been there, had that happen a few times too OP. I even went to the trouble of ringing my family and friends the night before my birthday to hint and jog their memories. What was their excuse when asked a week later why they forgot my birthday? That I deserved it because they are getting old (in their 50s) and forgetful and that I'm the Asshole for playing games and not ringing them on my birthday and advising them "Hey it's my birthday today". Happy Birthday to you BTW! Hope your day got better! xx

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