By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
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Isabel312 0

just wear a diaper. you can pull it off with a puffy dress.

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traze 7

**** your life for real. You should get a butt plug.

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CAPTmok 7

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cnygard95 12

its very hard to move a wedding date

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Chocolate rain, some stay dry while others feel the pain. Chocolate rain, always ***** your life and leaves a stain.

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persianjr1 7

haha. Very clever.

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drcnes 4

shove a cork up there FYL

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Patience, if OP is the bride, the groom will be doing that to her tonight.

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CateXOX 0

I first read "cork" as "****". 38 made even more sense that way.

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ohSNAPyall 26

You give me that funny feeling in my tummy...

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you_failed 15

Ah maaan! D: FYL OP! I hope your wedding goes well! :) Best of luck! :D

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kingtz 6

Yeah, lucky him. Especially if he had some wedding night anal in mind.

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khaya 9

If you're the bride, that dress is pretty much ******.

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macskapingvin 0

Via live HD video link. With subtitles. And 3D effects!

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llCHR15ll 0

and 7.1 surround sound with a beefy sub for that lil' extra rumble

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xXSillyLoveXx 0

That's a shitty situation. Y'all are gonna say my comment was crappy, but don't be so anal about it. Chill out, go with the flow.

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