By Anonymous - 26/11/2012 05:45 - United States

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Today, it's our third anniversary. After a candlelit dinner and a midnight boat ride, my wife turned down sex, because "it's too cliché." FML
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zebraumicornz 6

Well next time you should tell her after she spends hours making dinner "eating dinner is too clichè"

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RvidxrKlvn 8

Next time, she'll tell you it wasn't romantic enough.

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saIty 17

Having sex during a candlelit dinner during a midnight boat ride. Then having the boat burn down because you guys tipped the candle over. Then you guys die because you don't know how to swim. IS THAT TOO CLICHE FOR HER?!?

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JoeGrant 12

That is the perfect caption of a meme for your picture!

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Metallica36176 16

Yes, I read that in....Timmys Dads voice as well. I dont understand...wtf is wrong with people...and their sex lives.

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RedPillSucks 31

She didn't want hot wax on her ass.

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ambowew 7

Aw, and then you get to walk in on her finger banging herself. Double whammy for you. All that money spent and nothing in return!

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Angelastic_fml 18

Nothing in return? He got a candlelit dinner and a boat ride, same as she did. For all we know they both paid for that.

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TweetAnne 13

Is she missing some brain cells? That sounds like an anniversary from a movie, who wouldn't want to have sex after that? Kudos to you for trying and if she keeps it up I'd consider a divorce. There is a woman out there that would like what you did, and truly value you.

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felipe87 2

It sounds like the chances of future anniversaries are dwindling down.

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johnny_derp 3

oh boo hoo. she isn't some horrible bitch for not wanting to have sex. lol @ you acting like sex is a mandatory response to anything nice or romantic.

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Looee 20

I think a divorce might be a bit too harsh

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nissan31 2

Would be 3rd and if I where u

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thecrapblog 8

What do you mean? There is editing for stuff like this...

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thecrapblog 8

What do you mean? If you made a mistake you can always fix it with editing...

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thefella 10

32/34 - this would have been a great time to take your own advice.

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RedPillSucks 31

Doc, where's your idiot to english translator? Mine seems to be broken from overuse.

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Enslaved 36

God forbid you should want to have sex with your wife on the day you celebrate your love for her. She's setting herself up for you to not want to do anything romantic for her in the future.

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xmaximusx 12

If shes not getting it from you shes getting it from somewhere else

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catanita 18

You shoud have skipped the candlelit dinner and the boat ride. Just sex with the comment " The rest is too cliche".

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Alliente 9

Well so is buying her a Christmas gift, but I'm sure she still expects one. But expect the unexpected... (;

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Alliente 9

Wow, I just read over that and realized that is the stupidest thing I've ever written. Please thumb me down.

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Schizomaniac 24

Looks like ol girl there saw your comment, eh chap?

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traveler_ghost 12

tell her its too cliché to celebrate your next anniversary

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