By Anonymous - 26/11/2012 05:45 - United States

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Today, it's our third anniversary. After a candlelit dinner and a midnight boat ride, my wife turned down sex, because "it's too cliché." FML
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zebraumicornz 6

Well next time you should tell her after she spends hours making dinner "eating dinner is too clichè"

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Sigil 11

That sucks OP, but wow that is a very original response. By the way, she is cheating on you.

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

You sure? It is a possibility, but she could have just been tired or something.

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thecrapblog 8

Now she's probably getting it from someone else, and that's just what a bitch decides to do, no matter how long they have been together with someone else, so she's just a bitch, I have a similar story of someone, but I am not going to go into that...

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perdix 29

She's cheating on you with "War and Peace." Sorry, bro.

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perdix 29

You could sing "I'm on a Boat," but not "I Just Had Sex." Maybe you should have given her your "Dick in a Box" and you'd have had sex "Like a Boss" or end up with "**** in Your Pants." No matter what, it looks like you ended up on Lonely Island.

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Enslaved 36

Let's not leave out him being a "Creep" and becoming a "Mother Lover". (:

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Trisha_aus 15

What about the Golden Rule?

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alexander26_fml 1

So go out get laid and when she has tears in her eyes asking why you would cheat on her, say because you think the idea of marriage is to cliche :) harsh but you would be a hero to all the guys who let there wives pull them around by there Johnson's all day.

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

Right, cheating on your wife is a totally appropriate response to what she said. Definitely, her saying it's cliché is exactly as terrible as cheating on your wife, if not worse. *Sarcasm*

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alexander26_fml 1

It's not her saying no that is the problem it's the attitude behind it. He obviously was trying one hell of alot more than most guys maybe she should appreciate that, if she can't he should move on he only has one life don't waste it.

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johnny_derp 3

oh look, another misogynist douchebag.

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challan 19

I would ask for my present. Year one is paper... but I'm pretty sure year three is massage with a happy ending. Tell her she can do it herself, or give you a gift certificate to the Asian Parlor.

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Dead_Fox 17

Sounds like she's trying to be 'in' by being 'out', that or she just doesn't like sex... with you... anymore. Either way, it's kinda juvenile.

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charvisioku 22

Sounds like she doesn't realise how lucky she is to have such a romantic husband.

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