By Anonymous - 26/11/2012 05:45 - United States

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Today, it's our third anniversary. After a candlelit dinner and a midnight boat ride, my wife turned down sex, because "it's too cliché." FML
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zebraumicornz 6

Well next time you should tell her after she spends hours making dinner "eating dinner is too clichè"

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SoccerDrew 4

If she finds sex too cliché.... You're doing it wrong.

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diva239 8

What is wrong with her!! Sex would of been the perfect finish. That sucks. She ruined a perfect evening.

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Myo_fml 20

Maybe it wasn't the sex in general that was cliche, maybe it was just sex with you in general.

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mattorama 15

If you think that taking her out obligates her to have sex with you, then YES, she's absolutely correct.

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noisebox 1

It think there's another guy whose doing her for her to say that.... : (

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TergesteCity 12

kind sir, my girlfriend turned down sex at our 5th anniversary, at a five stars hotel in the best suite in a '700 villa in the middle of a big italian city, with spa and breakfast in the room, dinner in a restaurant and romantic walk in the city after it, all payed by me as a gift for her

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Well, next time, go to a prostitute, at least you would have spend money for a good reason, right? Who cares about making your girlfriend happy, if the b**** can't even be grateful and meekly and joyfully accept your advances?

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TergesteCity 12

(my point is, it was fine anyway, cause you don't do that only for sex, or at least i hope, you do it cause you love her and want to take care of her; would be worse if she "always" refuse OP for sex, in that case OP should talk to her directly, or ask for help if they can't find a solution)

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johnny_derp 3

aww, poor baby. really dude? something tells me the problem is that you think paying for things makes you entitled to sex. if somebody doesn't want to have sex, they don't want to have sex. your girlfriend isn't your personal prostitute.

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charvisioku 22

95: He just specifically said his point is that you don't just do these things for sex. Read the whole thread before you jump in and start bitching.

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joethebiden 8

You should have suggested anal. It's never cliché.

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