By Anonymous - 26/11/2012 05:45 - United States

Spicy
Today, it's our third anniversary. After a candlelit dinner and a midnight boat ride, my wife turned down sex, because "it's too cliché." FML
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zebraumicornz 6

Well next time you should tell her after she spends hours making dinner "eating dinner is too clichè"

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unluckyatlove1 6

We are only hearing his side of the story. What's her side?

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CarouselHeart 11

To be honest, I feel bad for you but it does sound like you only did all that to get laid, not because you care.

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Namenlos_fml 20

Turning things down because they're cliche is also cliche.

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doglover100 28

That is a good anniversary.

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KiddNYC1O 20

This is why I'm not getting married or counting on sex when my partner and I are old as ****.

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2ruLife 5

That sounds like something my Ex wife would say. No mystery why she is my Ex. I can truly imagine how you felt.

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drller331 4

Time for a new wife I suppose. P*ssy grows on trees my friend

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TheCuza 1

The wife doesn't want sex. Can't get more cliché than that.

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watsonpsykosis 10

Don't ever buy her flowers or a card and when she complains about it or asks why you have never done it say, "It's too cliche."

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accursedvenom 1

Lilaxx, yes she does. OP took the time to make the evening perfect. OP, should have supermanned her.

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