By Anonymous - 26/11/2012 05:45 - United States

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Today, it's our third anniversary. After a candlelit dinner and a midnight boat ride, my wife turned down sex, because "it's too cliché." FML
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zebraumicornz 6

Well next time you should tell her after she spends hours making dinner "eating dinner is too clichè"

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Svengalien 3

I agree that sex isn't a commodity that can be bought, but props to you for making the effort to show her a good time. Seems to me a bit selfish not to reciprocate when many guys don't bother at all.

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ma77 9

So's a candlelit dinner but she still went there!

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Bigmoneyshotz 0

I would've waited for her to fall asleep jerked off on her face and glued her eyes shut and when she awoke I would've asked if that was to Cliché for her!

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KaskStunter 4

I guess next year it's just sex then.

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Derpylicious 3

Are you sure you want this woman as your wife?

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johnny_derp 3

what a moronic comment. you must have such a lonely and meaningless life.

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cooldaddio 14

And candlelit dinners are the most original idea ever?

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