By stinkerweeder - 05/02/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML
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babyblue666 1

as soon as u can u need to leave there is no reason ur dad should be putting anyone before his own child

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Raaaawr123 0

Your dad didn't know it was your birthday? wow great dad.

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MarioandSonic 8

op , throw the cake in his face, he's a massive asshole .

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Mirorbo 26

Your Step-Mom is probably scarier, darling, so he needs to kiss up to her more if he doesn't want a punishment.

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SaRah_In_LoVe 0

Way to steal the spotlight from your stepmom!

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Susieee_Q 9

I think she was being sarcastic, you intelligent human being.

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agirlnamedlogan 5

Bitch, please.

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Nani16 0

What an asshole ! I would be so pissed if my dad ever forgot my birthday and did some shit like this.

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IHeartJimi02 0

I agree. A post-it note? That's so ridiculous.

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jamnglamgirlie 17

WHAT!? OH I NO HE DIDNT PUT THT HEFFA BEFORE HIS OWN FLESH AND BLOOD! dnt blame ur step mom. WHEN IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY DONT GET HIM SHIT! AND WHO STICKS A POST IT NOTE ON A CAKE!? UR OLD MANS NEVER HEARD OF CRAYONS, MARKERS, COLORED PENCILS, OR PAPER? AND HE COULD'VE GONE AND GOTTEN ANOTHER CAKE! AND IF HE DIDNT HAVE THE MONEY THN HE COULD'VE GOTTEN SOME CAKE MIX AND FROSTING!

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ghbetuehe 0

I would punch your dad in the face and eat the whole cake in front of your stepmother. Then I would throw it all up onto her face. Then I would laugh. JK. No, but really.

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ryanst 7

Your comment wouldn't had more effect if you wrote out "Just Kidding." instead of "JK."

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Gloritank 8

YDI for copying your stepmother's birthday. She had it first you know.

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DKjazz 20

Or, they could have been born on the same day, and the same year. Some possibilities come to mind: 1)Random coincidence 2)OP is schizophrenic, so she can reconcile the fact that she is married to her dad. Serious daddy issues. 3)Evil Twin 4)???? 5)Profit!

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Lufferkinz 0

Yeah, because EVERYONE can control when they are born. Douchebag.

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ohmandapants 16

I see that you all have trouble with the concept of humor..

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princess_patches 2

wow that was so kind of him. what is wrong with people today. cant even remember their childrens birthdays

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