Miscellaneous: Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for...

By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

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By PooperParty - 05/04/2021 11:00

Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML

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By uhhh what? - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML

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By eggs - 28/02/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML

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By jess - 08/04/2012 14:30 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

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By claudio117 - 08/04/2012 09:16 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, it's Easter Sunday and from what I can hear, my neighbors invented a very special kind of Easter egg hunt. Maybe they hid them in the walls and furniture? Because getting at them sure seems to involve power tools. FML

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Sorry sweaty

By Tori - 05/02/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

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By nick - 12/05/2010 09:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML

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Sunday 12 April 2009 22:40

Wow. Next holiday (maybe Christmas) give your mom a note in a Tiffany's box that says, "Maybe when you pull that pine cone out of your ass" and give your dad the same note in an equally exciting box.

cyxx 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:39

Ouch, that's mean ... They could have just filled your eggs with money instead of candy, which would've been a subtle hint. That was harsh.

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NGM_KID 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:40

LMAO!! I would have stolen your brother's candy anyways for being tricked like that...

serendipityKarma 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:42

I can't believe how mean some parents can be! Sucks for you.

Kamazar 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:46

Yeah, well, maybe you need it? Heart disease ain't fun. Just think about it ;)

padlarf 14

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:46

I am so sorry but i laughed so hard

sunshyne84_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:47

LOL@9 Today IS Easter

Luckster 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:47

Ouch. Happy Easter indeed... for me, getting so much Candy around a holiday like this actually makes me aware of what I eat. I got a tone of candy in a care package from Mom a week ago and am too scared to go near all of it. I've LOST 5 pounds since it got here! XD

Meowff 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:49

Number nine, lol. I'm doing that to my mom, as all the time she makes fun of me. I can't forget, Eric! I'm going to use my Iphone's box. ;) And for my mom, my Tiffanys Box. Ha ha, perfect!!! (Eric is my mom's fiance.) Anyways, wow, that's cold. I would be so pissed at my mom is she did that to me.