Miscellaneous: Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for...

By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

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By PooperParty - 05/04/2021 11:00

Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML

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By uhhh what? - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML

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By eggs - 28/02/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML

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By jess - 08/04/2012 14:30 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

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By claudio117 - 08/04/2012 09:16 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, it's Easter Sunday and from what I can hear, my neighbors invented a very special kind of Easter egg hunt. Maybe they hid them in the walls and furniture? Because getting at them sure seems to involve power tools. FML

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By Tori - 05/02/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

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By nick - 12/05/2010 09:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML

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Aera_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:40

Wow. Next holiday (maybe Christmas) give your mom a note in a Tiffany's box that says, "Maybe when you pull that pine cone out of your ass" and give your dad the same note in an equally exciting box.

cyxx 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:39

Ouch, that's mean ... They could have just filled your eggs with money instead of candy, which would've been a subtle hint. That was harsh.

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nickilikeewoahh 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:17

I would have taken all my brother's eggs, eaten them all and then made an egg for my parents that said "Maybe when you're less of ******' ass holes" ;)

feelthebreakdown 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:32

My grandparents used to put a motion sensor pig in the fridge, and it would go off when my mom would open the fridge.

Jasper_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:47

that was bitchy of them.

epank 0

Monday 13 April 2009 3:02

I'm sorry, that is awful of them. AWFUL. I agree that you should be snarky right back at them. It'll make you feel better.

i_need_a_life 0

Monday 13 April 2009 3:08

Ok, everyone telling this person that they are fat and need to lose weight are being as insensitive and rude as the parents were. IF this person is actually overweight and IF this person actually does need to lose weight then there are appropriate and polite ways for the parents to go about helping their child. THIS WAS NOT THE RIGHT WAY TO DO SO.

massesareasses 0

Monday 13 April 2009 3:09

You should not be rewarded for not being able to take care of your self. Parents 1 fat bitch 0

eeee93757 0

Monday 13 April 2009 3:26

Everyone rushing to the defense of OP: consider this. Maybe they already HAVE tried a nicer way of going about this, and maybe OP DIDN'T take a hint! Either way, you got a ******' problem. If you're not happy with yourself, start working out and eating healthier instead of bitching about it on fmylife.com

michelle4srs 0

Monday 13 April 2009 3:44

Wow, that's so mean of your parents. They could have told you in a much nicer way, and it's something sad to hear even if it's told to you in a nice manner.