Miscellaneous: Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for...

By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

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By PooperParty - 05/04/2021 11:00

Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML

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By uhhh what? - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML

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By eggs - 28/02/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML

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By jess - 08/04/2012 14:30 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

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By claudio117 - 08/04/2012 09:16 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, it's Easter Sunday and from what I can hear, my neighbors invented a very special kind of Easter egg hunt. Maybe they hid them in the walls and furniture? Because getting at them sure seems to involve power tools. FML

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By Tori - 05/02/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

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By nick - 12/05/2010 09:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML

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Aera_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:40

Wow. Next holiday (maybe Christmas) give your mom a note in a Tiffany's box that says, "Maybe when you pull that pine cone out of your ass" and give your dad the same note in an equally exciting box.

cyxx 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:39

Ouch, that's mean ... They could have just filled your eggs with money instead of candy, which would've been a subtle hint. That was harsh.

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itsTiffany 0

Monday 13 April 2009 0:43

Either your parents are HUGE assholes or you just have a HUGE weight problem. But either way... your life is ******.

_FACKMYLIFE_ 0

Monday 13 April 2009 0:44

that really sucks....maybe if you lose some weight by next easter you'll get some candy :)

sincerelysarah 0

Monday 13 April 2009 0:48

Awwww DD: That's terrible! Your parents are srsly scum.

tropmignon 0

Monday 13 April 2009 0:48

Wow your parents are just plain rude. Like that's just not even funny. At christmas next year or one of their birthdays, give them a wrapped box that, on the inside, says "Maybe when you two become better parents. Assholes."

FML_Bandit 0

Monday 13 April 2009 0:57

A very similar situation happened to me!!! I posted it about ten minutes ago... I hope it gets through... but I posted it under the Nick Of "notfat" Because I sent it in and then made my account. haha So go read that one If/When It get's posted.

jaaBLOWme 0

Monday 13 April 2009 0:59

maybe next time go for a snack, try the 100 calorie pack

pfindley 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:11

ur fat for a reason... and its not genetics b/c ur little brother isnt fat... work out and diet

050294 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:45

Genetics can affect just certain members of a family, not all, dumb ****.

iebabe 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:16

haha.. take heed young grasshopper.. and lose the weight....

This_n_That 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:24

Wow, Ouch. I'm like the complete opposite. Ive been telling mom to stop buying that crap so I wont eat it. But she always does.. I would freak if she happened to do that to me!