Miscellaneous: Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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By xolaurennnn - 22/05/2015 15:55 - United States

Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML

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By namenlos - 27/05/2012 21:53 - Australia

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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Cool off

By chumleevil - 08/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML

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By nopleasestopmother - 02/05/2014 23:03 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML

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mk58 31

Monday 25 July 2011 0:33

Jealous bitch.

imosim 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:31

you're mom is really concerned about her weight to think like that lol...

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Jdeluxh 12

Monday 25 July 2011 0:37

Cat fight?

Daniibabyy 8

Monday 25 July 2011 0:37

well atleast ur thin! and ur moms just jealous..still..sorry op:/

gurpreet 5

Monday 25 July 2011 5:43

what does op mean

Jdeluxh 12

Monday 25 July 2011 6:58

obese penguin

dearbarn 0

Monday 25 July 2011 7:08

stop being a cum bubble and tell him/her what it means

Mirorbo 26

Monday 25 July 2011 7:11

They should know how to use the Google by now to look these things up instead of wasting a comment asking.

nanner6206 24

Sunday 19 June 2016 6:15

# 129..op=original poster

Crea8urWorld 5

Monday 25 July 2011 0:39

walk around the house in your bathing suit the whole time your grounded

sweet_blue 3

Monday 25 July 2011 3:51

or naked that would piss her off even more

jamaymay92 0

Monday 25 July 2011 6:50

yes :) I would so do that :) this is the best idea!

AyeeArieel 5

Monday 25 July 2011 0:39

srry but thts kinda funny;)

Legendslayer222 26

Monday 25 July 2011 0:40

Explain the truth to her, and if that fails then just yell at her for being a paranoid fool.

cleolappost 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:40

Your mom is f'ed up in the head. If that is why she grounded you.

bigmanj28 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:41

Parents always look for ways to punish kids these days

pixie4 1

Monday 25 July 2011 0:46

your life sucks for having such an insecure and irrational mother

jesurkah1252 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:46

um your mom seems a bit paranoid and demented...

JodeMiVida 13

Monday 25 July 2011 0:51

My sister hates it when I lose weight, I know the feeling OP. Jealousy kills.

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Same thing different taste

Hank Pecker

You OK hon?

Cool off

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