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By Anonymous - 24/07/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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By xolaurennnn - 22/05/2015 15:55 - United States

Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML

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By namenlos - 27/05/2012 21:53 - Australia

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

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Cool off

By chumleevil - 08/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML

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By nopleasestopmother - 02/05/2014 23:03 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML

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mk58 31

Monday 25 July 2011 0:33

Jealous bitch.

imosim 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:31

you're mom is really concerned about her weight to think like that lol...

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hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3

Monday 25 July 2011 3:30

yo momma so fat, she followed a school. bus yelling, TWINKY!!!!!

omgc 0

Monday 25 July 2011 3:36

don't listen to her than **** the grounding thing

1958x 6

Monday 25 July 2011 3:46

That's ridiculous.

tateh22 1

Monday 25 July 2011 4:37

Ikr

vonmatterhorn 3

Monday 25 July 2011 4:19

I would take that as a complement.

Mirorbo 26

Monday 25 July 2011 4:33

Parents are weird, darling. I wouldn't put it passed some parents to throw a fit because their offspring looks better than they do.

Imgonnahaveabf 9

Monday 25 July 2011 4:41

SOMEBODY THROW SHAMU BACK INTO THE OCEAN!

BriBeHyper 2

Monday 25 July 2011 5:46

hahaha white chicks.

Climaxx 11

Monday 25 July 2011 4:47

Shouldn't she be more worried if you were fatter then her?

X_Codes 11

Monday 25 July 2011 4:48

Lots of people care about the weight of others, especially when it's relative. Some people are petty as well. If you think that this FML is impossible, then you have too much faith in humanity.