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By Anonymous - 24/07/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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By xolaurennnn - 22/05/2015 15:55 - United States

Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML

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By namenlos - 27/05/2012 21:53 - Australia

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

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By chumleevil - 08/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML

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By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML

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By nopleasestopmother - 02/05/2014 23:03 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML

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Monday 25 July 2011 0:33

Jealous bitch.

imosim 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:31

you're mom is really concerned about her weight to think like that lol...

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tboudre 0

Monday 25 July 2011 5:35

enjoy it while it lasts, in a few years you'll be fat as your mom.

BriBeHyper 2

Monday 25 July 2011 5:40

lololol xD

randomchickkk 0

Monday 25 July 2011 5:37

penguins of madagascar!

sweetalicious 1

Monday 25 July 2011 5:42

what a jealous bitch. call her a fatass and kick her in the boob.

TheHoboWerewolf 0

Monday 25 July 2011 5:44

Dont sweat it OP, you got a slammin body and she don't! :)

bzett 0

Monday 25 July 2011 6:01

shoulda said something risky. I mean...your already grounded , right?

RebekahBrooke 9

Monday 25 July 2011 6:11

i think your mom is unhappy with her weight lol. :) sucks for you, though!

NomiKat 9

Monday 25 July 2011 6:13

bikini grounded timeeeeee

loadingswagg__ 3

Monday 25 July 2011 6:27

haha :p but that is kinda wierd to wear just your bathing suit in the house :)

Mirorbo 26

Monday 25 July 2011 6:37

Never done that before on a smoldering day? Feels good!

R0V3661 0

Monday 25 July 2011 6:42

rush her. that's dumb haha itll be nice o compare both of you?

Fr3nChii 0

Monday 25 July 2011 6:54

your moms jealous lol

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