Miscellaneous: Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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By xolaurennnn - 22/05/2015 15:55 - United States

Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML

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By namenlos - 27/05/2012 21:53 - Australia

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

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By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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Cool off

By chumleevil - 08/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML

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By nopleasestopmother - 02/05/2014 23:03 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML

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mk58 31

Monday 25 July 2011 0:33

Jealous bitch.

imosim 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:31

you're mom is really concerned about her weight to think like that lol...

Comments

sieera00 8

Monday 25 July 2011 0:52

wow...... that's all I'm going to say

sieera00 8

Monday 25 July 2011 0:52

wow...... that's all I'm going to say

androiddestroya 7

Monday 25 July 2011 1:57

yes but u said it twice :P

sieera00 8

Monday 25 July 2011 4:33

yea I know I'm on my iPod and sometimes it glitches so when i click it once it says that I clicked it twice

androiddestroya 7

Monday 25 July 2011 6:17

understood

Tekdiver 4

Monday 25 July 2011 0:57

Do you have a pic of you and one of your mom

livlafluv100 2

Monday 25 July 2011 4:19

dude, thats creepy

androiddestroya 7

Monday 25 July 2011 6:24

very creepy indeed :S

dearbarn 0

Monday 25 July 2011 7:13

he wants the pics so he can play with his 2 inch penis while he looks at it

stevenmx86 7

Monday 25 July 2011 1:06

My wife's mother was like this too... Sometimes parents can be so worthless..

Jeni1572 0

Monday 25 July 2011 1:09

Uhm, couldn't you have worn a tank top and shorts? That's what MOST people would do

pasiphae9 5

Monday 25 July 2011 1:33

She could have worn a tank top and shorts, but a bathing suit is still cooler. Why shouldn't she wear a bathing suit?

livlafluv100 2

Monday 25 July 2011 4:23

if guys can walk around with their shirts off and not be judged, then girls should be able to walk around in swimsuits and not be judged.

gptrash420 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:49

bathing suit is hotter. flaunt it if you got it. mom probably has huge jugs so she should follow suit!

Selina143 0

Monday 25 July 2011 1:13

damn.. lol Sorry.

iparker97 0

Monday 25 July 2011 1:14

wow. I feel bad for you

Thunderbender 2

Monday 25 July 2011 1:25

At least you're not fat.

Mirorbo 26

Monday 25 July 2011 1:14

And I thought being grounded just because you're in a bad mood was weird. This one tops it. Parents, stop reading too deep into things and looking for every opportunity to punish your kids when they aren't actually doing anything that deserves punishment!